A Message from the Debt Consolidation Savior
Let's get a few things straightened out before I begin:
I do not appear before all of you strictly to promote the righteous enterprises of the Christian debt management coalition.
I am not here solely to pimp my own website (www.debtconsolidationsavior.com), although I may be quite proud of the work my web development team has done on it.
I have not had my coffee today, so any off-color remarks I make should be disregarded.
Thank you.
Now, to the lecture at hand. Today, we're going to talk about credit card debt, and what a beeyatch it can be. My goodness. Not unlike American democracy, what we are seeing with credit card debt is how something so good can become so bad in just a few decades' time. Since the advent of the credit card, citizens haven't needed to carry around huge wads of cash, or write a lot of checks that won't clear, thus reducing armed robbery and inconveniences alike! Sounds good, yes? No.
Friends, use of your credit card almost always leads to credit card debt, and this is a very bad thing. Debt is like the plague of the financial world, tearing apart the basic fabrics of human decency that hold humanity together. Make no bones about it, credit card debt is an epidemic, and must be treated like one. Only by waging a decisive war against credit card debt do we stand any chance of creating a brighter future for our desecendants. Things are bad. Just how bad are we talking about?
Over 55 million of you need debt help
The average home carries over $12,000 in unpaid credit card debt
The average college student owes $2,800 in credit card debts (not including student loans)
Cumulatively, Americans are buried in a $800,000,000,000 (that's billion, G) pile of credit card debtalone
Yikes. If that doesn't illustrate the severity of the situation, or the clout that the credit card debtdemons bring with them, I'm not sure what will. So how will we eliminate credit card debt, you ask? Through credit card debt consolidation. This is a credit card debt elimination through which you can combine all your outstanding debts, and receive help from your creditors and the Savior alike in eliminating them. By restoring your credibility, debt consolidation allows you to receive reduced rates. And lower rates mean saying goodbye to credit card debt for good. Kick it to the freaking curb. Beat it without mercy. Contact my staff today and get started.
Word to your Mom.
Sincerely,
The Debt Consolidation Savior
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